a seelie omegle conversation

Stranger: hey
You: holla
You: are you typing a novel?
Stranger: no
Stranger: holla holla get dolla
Stranger: to you too
You: :D
You: dude im a chick. are you?
Stranger: im not, not even the spring kind
You: are you cleverbot?
You: O.o
Stranger: whats a clevebot? any relation toa wizard?
You: yes. its like the smartest chatmate you can ever have. but also the dumbest. its a robot
You: robot chatmate
Stranger: so can only do preconceived things
You: dont u have any of those in mars?
Stranger: wasnt it supposed to be the moon?
Stranger: am a bit behind my times perhaps
You: you're from the moon?
Stranger: should set sights to mars
You: is it great there?
Stranger: kinda lonely
Stranger: heres hoping i can get back home before 1000 years are up
You: are you 56000 years old?
Stranger: dont think so
Stranger: but cant remember when i was a kid either so
You: lol i like you. i like people from the moon. they can understand me.
Stranger: well
Stranger: theyre fickle sometimes
Stranger: depending on the phase of the moon
You: im starting to think im also from the moon and that i was adopted.
You: cool
You: dude, do you have twitter?
Stranger: dont use
You: oh.
Stranger: heh the whole phase of moon and being from it, kinda ties to the world of the faeries, seelie vs unseelie
Stranger: normal side and the dark side of the moon and all
Stranger: you could be a changeling :)
Stranger: who knows
You: well my mother told me about seelie stuffs when i was young. she was like "you're so seelie"
You: and then you came up
You: telling me about seelie things
Stranger: heh
You: this couldnt be just seelie coincidences
Stranger: am i the moon you? switched at birth?
You: there must be something seelie behind this.
You: who knows
Stranger: better that than the other option
You: you've been a thousand years old.
You: im just half of your age
You: 500
Stranger: right
Stranger: did mention the 1k as a part of multiple choice past but yeah
You: yea
You: so what's your earth age sir?
Stranger: im 28 of your earth years
You: oh coool.
Stranger: but might look younger :p
You: im apparently 12 yrs younger.
Stranger: the best of times, the worst of times :)
You: how come 16 yrs old boys isnt as interested talking about moon and seelie stuffs?
Stranger: at least thats how i recall those days
You: they're an interesting topic you know.
Stranger: yeah but one i lack deep understanding of. and well
Stranger: my understanding comes more from white wolf than mythology ...
Stranger: even though they do share certain similarities
You: must be a lot of testerone blocking the righteous amount of sanity.
Stranger: social expectations? also locality issue perhaps
Stranger: did read about witchcraft and vampires at your age.
You: yes. boys here from shadowhunter land on think of those seelie computer games
Stranger: hmm shadowhunter... dont think gabriel would be too kind to faeries either :) at least if theyd make a game about it
You: and they keep on peeking ladies wearing nothing but banana leaves inside a cerial box
Stranger: oh but the female form can be quite aesthetic, at least to the male gaze
You: oh. but i thought virtual games like poking sticks in a machine called computer is what they're interested at
Stranger: or you meant the boys wearing only a leaf hidden inside some camera obscura?
You: no no no, you got the first idea correct
Stranger: might still prefer the whimsy of my second version
You: sir, im possibly thinking that since you know all this stuff (and nothing but the bad bad valentine only know about it) im starting to think you're the one whp stole the mortal cup
You: owww you like boys in banana leaves?
Stranger: would think id know more about it if that were the case
Stranger: not really no, just in the sense that its a crazy idea
Stranger: making a big box to capture images and hiding inside it
You: oh.
Stranger: hmm which wouldnt be that different from our brains actually
Stranger: covered only by thin veil of civility and codes of conduct and all
Stranger: inside our image capturing device...
Stranger: hmm
You: well that wouldnt have been a problem though cos i like people who peek through boxes. i dont mind what kind of specie they're watching though
Stranger: too bad the resolution of my brainbox images is kinda low, or at leat it deteoriates fast
Stranger: ugh and now my leap of logic led me to mi-go brain case...
You: me too. i keep on forgetting a lot somehow.
You: there must be this weird involvement of those seelie stuffs
Stranger: seelie or some other force
You: i prefer seelie. the "some other force" part seem kinda unknown and unknown things are scary
Stranger: yah but theyd usually be even more scarier of wed know of em
Stranger: there are things man was not meant to know and all
You: yes. true
You: in fact id rather not no something that could hurt me.
Stranger: "We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far."
You: *know
You: im going to tweet what you said.
Stranger: (another early influence, hpl)
You: you are a very smart stranger.
Stranger: you live and learn, think youre going to be pretty smart too when youre my age
You: aww thank you sir.
You: you see its not that frequent to meet people like you here in omegle
Stranger: heh and now cant help but think you as doyle to my lovecraft....
Stranger: (sorry)
Stranger: the mind works in mysterious ways
You: true
You: but they tend to be curious though.
You: they ask stuffs like "hey u horny?"
You: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and well, people use omegle for different things
You: but i'll give them credit for that. at least they ask.
Stranger: what they need most i think?
You: asking is the start of knowing something
Stranger: many ways of asking though
You: they need horny?
Stranger: some avenues close the stream of knowledge quite early
Stranger: need release, more like it
You: now he/she must really be someone important
Stranger: and dont know any better way of obtaining it?
You: they've been looking for this "horny" person fopr ages
You: true.
Stranger: well
Stranger: horny as in old morningstar?
Stranger: perhaps
You: lol
Stranger: waiting to be iniated into the deeper mysteries
You: check.
Stranger: yeah
You: what does a doyle mean?
Stranger: was a reference to arthur conan doyle
You: and he is..
Stranger: who was quite fond of the photographic evidence of faeries in his time
You: ?
Stranger: a writer
Stranger: author of sherlock holmes
You: ow that's interesting.
You: wow.
Stranger: well the photos were obvious fakes but he believed in em
You: i like faeries and stuff. i must search for this person
Stranger: dont think he wrote much about em, was more an anecdote or something
Stranger: but sherlock holmes short stories are entertaining enough
You: and i use the "shit sherlock" curse a lot.
You: i havent read a sherlock story though
You: and i havent seen the movies
You: yea i pretty much suck with that.
Stranger: or older tv-series... think theyve made one
Stranger: read gaiman?
Stranger: study in emerald comes to mind
You: nope havent heard of it though
Stranger: of course would get more out of it if your read study in scarlet (doyle) first
Stranger: seemed like a person who might enjoy his works
You: study in scarlet? what about it?
Stranger: oh just that scarlet and emerald are related
You: what's the story?
Stranger: kind of
You: ow those gems you mean
Stranger: think it was the first holmes story
Stranger: not entirely sure. but yeah
You: very interesting.
You: well sir i gotta hop off now. my mom seems to be yelling about stuffs that my ear cannot interpret well
Stranger: :)
Stranger: well you go on have fun and be well
Stranger: was nice talking to you
You: im possibly thinking that it'll be about those seelie stuffs
You: thank you :)
Stranger: it very well might be
You: it was nice meeting to you too
You: :)
Stranger: this river of knowledge might lead you somewhere some day, who knows
Stranger: at least something to think about
You: thank you :)
You: same goes for you..
Stranger: it is possible yes
You: yes ofcourse :)
You: well i gotta hop off now mr.braindude
Stranger: ha
You: :D
Stranger: youre wordgirl now?
You: wordgirl ?
You: what?
You: hahaha
Stranger: cos mr braindude sounds about a villain in that show
You: really? gosh i didnt know lol
Stranger: a tv show only familiar to me through tvtropes
Stranger: so mostly my own interpretation
You: nawwww. you're mr.braindude cos you seem really into intelligence and knowledge and those seelie stuffs
Stranger: like i said not as knowledgeable about those as you, so my mind interprets stuff through different lens
You: lol true
You: see ya around omegle land mr. braindude
Stranger: sure thing
You: :)