10 things

Aside from the fact that i dont know what to type, its kinda useless for me to jut down descriptions of myself since just like you, i also undergo with this thing called change. If you happen to dislike me, here are 10 things to put in mind that you might find useful in case you want me to play hostage willingly:

1. Spell my nick name correctly. It’s G E I A N N E. I just simply cannot fathom the immensity of annoyance I feel when someone doesn’t know how to spell it right. Let this serve as a warning if you don’t want yourself confined in a hospital.

2. Not until next year, do not attempt to chill in some club’s parking lot hoping to catch me there cause dude, I’m still turning 17 this June. Barely legal.

3. Do not hire an ice cream truck to pull outside my house either. As much I really love the stuff, I always depend on my parents for money. And you know how parents are.

4. I beg you not to imitate Edward Cullen or pretend you’re one of his spawns. I don’t find it romantic when a dude would suddenly suck all the Type O blood out of me. Unless you’re Damon Salvatore.

5. Pretend to be a client who sells infinite numbers of novels. Then let’s see if you’re acting skills wouldn’t fail you.

6. As a part of being a book dealer, you must love Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games, Guild Hunters Series, and medieval dramas with the involvement of love craps.

7. Food fascinates me. Always have them with you.

8. Qualification for a capturer: a hot dude with a British accent and brain-freezing wits.

9. I happen to believe in God and the power of man’s self-conscience. I’d be more willing if you agree with me on this one.

10. If tips one to nine didn’t work, do them again in the next fifty years or so.


-geianne