the stranger from pluto

You: skjfngnflkglkg
Stranger: hai
You: hey
Stranger: :O
You: what is air?
Stranger: do you breathe it!? O_o
You: no. im from venus so..?
You: i dont really know what it is.
Stranger: well... i think its a bug.
Stranger: but im not from here...
You: what is a bug then?
Stranger: do you know what a whale is?
You: uhuh, i think its called "you"
Stranger: bahahaha
Stranger: niiiice
You: ow lol. im great i know
Stranger: are all venus people funny?
You: not really. just those with beautiful faces,
You: how abt u, where are you from?
Stranger: the third reality
You: weird. ive been there once but i think all people are like really psychotic, are you the only excpetion?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im the same
Stranger: -_-
You: oh.. that's bad. then i assume you eat socks too?
You: like everybody else in your land?
Stranger: no, thats an aquired taste.
Stranger: im not yet mature enough.
Stranger: im only 459
You: like water.. on earth..
Stranger: :/
You: like icecream.. in venus
You: 459?
You: that's not bad.
You: i wish i could be a yr younger
Stranger: im glad you think so
You: im 460
Stranger: :O
Stranger: so much in common
You: i know right
Stranger: almost nothing
Stranger: :D
You: you typing a novel?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what is a novel
You: do you have a lot of things to do in your homeland?
Stranger: yes, many things.
You: like what?
Stranger: is a novel similar to a shovel
You: yea.. but with a handle. I THINK, but im not that certain.. i mean though i eat it everyday..
Stranger: hahaha
You: what does hahaha mean?
Stranger: oh sorry, it must be my accent..
Stranger: i meant 'jajaja'
You: and jajaja means
You: ?
Stranger: O_o'
Stranger: there is no hope for your kind
You: i know
Stranger: -_-
You: that's why weve invaded earth
You: we're now what you call as "blonde"
Stranger: FUCK.
You: is fuck a good thing or a bad thing?
Stranger: its an acronym
You: for what?
Stranger: Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge.
Stranger: trufax
You: ooooh. that's very wordy.. i must say im impress for people with schizophrenia just like you
Stranger: what are you implying?
You: that im dumber,
Stranger: that im losing my hair?
Stranger: cause im not
Stranger: its just a rumor
You: owww.. well, every rumor has its tinge of true story..
Stranger: it started when i shaved my eyebrows off....
You: must be a bad thing..
Stranger: i think thats why
Stranger: in my workld
You: how young are you in earth yrs?
Stranger: probably about 346.
You: pls dont tell me 69
Stranger: oh wait
Stranger: forgot to carry the 8
Stranger: i think i'd be about 18
You: oww.
You: its very logical since im 16 here on earth..
You: the inception of different dimensions,,
Stranger: agreed.
Stranger: quite mind boggling
You: soo, are u hermaphrodite or something?
Stranger: explain this large word.
Stranger: my world forbids them
You: oh..
You: a shock.
Stranger: is it like a dog?
You: yea..
You: a dog
You: which can propagate itself
Stranger: lmao, okay i legitimately dont know that word. :P
You: reproduce/contribute to the gene pool
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: you're quite smart for 16.
You: uhuh. biology. where have u been>
You: ?
You: oh right. i guess you were not here long enuf then
Stranger: hahaha, my podunk high school education is inferior to yours
You: elaborate further of what kind of sense you're actually pointing out, please
Stranger: sense?
Stranger: you lost me
You: why?
Stranger: why what?
You: uh.. marcians..
You: wait, you're from mars right?
Stranger: close.. im from pluto.
Stranger: the dark side
You: owww im sorry.
Stranger: its fine
You: pluto is like my winter wonderland
Stranger: common misconception
You: stupid council of planets dispatched him
You: what's it like there?
Stranger: yes, well...
You: for summer?
Stranger: its quite drab in the summer years
Stranger: bleak and chilly
You: do you give free cookies? you guys give free shovel for winter
You: i mean yea, cause ive been there
Stranger: free cookies, yes.
You: salty cookies?
You: i love those
Stranger: arent they the best?
Stranger: mmm
You: true.
Stranger: now my flogarb is roaring for some.
Stranger: i'll check th epantry'
You: go on..
You: now feed your flogarb
Stranger: we're out of salty ones
Stranger: :(
You: that's a disappointment
You: :(
Stranger: indeed
You: uh. my human body is actually having this PMS. why do they happen anyway
You: ?
Stranger: explain this meaning, PMS?
Stranger: pmmmsss?
You: pre marital syndrome?
You: is that it?
Stranger: how pronounce it
You: i cant quite decipher what it really is.. i mean, stupid.
You: im being called as a girl
You: that's weird
Stranger: female?
Stranger: ew
You: what's wrong?
You: is it an illness>?
You: it is contagious>?
Stranger: they are know as the weakest of the weak organisms on my planet
You: and what do they call the opposite of those feamle creatures?
Stranger: disgusting
You: they're obnoxious..
Stranger: the opposite is male, of course
You: they just uh. ive heard some say they're made up of puppy dog tails
You: yuck
You: what's your distinction anyway?
Stranger: i am what humans consider their own 'female' species.
You: isnt that disgusting?
Stranger: on my planet, females are.
Stranger: they are not the same as earth ones
You: owww
You: gosh
You: i must hurry out.
You: the mother ship ios calling me already
Stranger: depart!!
You: nice meeting you :)
Stranger: farewell!