omegle chat: funny

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: pls dont joke on me stranger
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: cool
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: cool :)
You: age?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: you?
You: 15
Stranger: awesome
You: omg. y are there soo many 15 year old people here at omegle?
You: not that im complaining
Stranger: i dunno
You: its surprising]
You: haha
Stranger: haha yeah
You: location?
Stranger: us
Stranger: you?
You: dont hung up one me if you'll know where
Stranger: ok
You: phils
Stranger: cool
You: i was expecting you to say that.. haha
Stranger: haha
You: :)
Stranger: (:
You: haha
You: pls pretend that you're enjoying this chat ok?
Stranger: lol i dont have to pretend
You: im friendly
You: haha
You: you're awesome for saying thatt
Stranger: thanks (:
You: so you're a freshman junior or whatt? im no psychic
You: haha
Stranger: freshman
You: im junior..
You: LOL
Stranger: lol yeah
Stranger: i was born late in the year so they screwed me over
You: haha. thats okey..
You: we have different grading system here in phils.
You: elementary year is just up to 6th grade
You: so yea
Stranger: oh that is different
You: yea
You: super
You: favorite music?>
Stranger: metal, hardcore, deathcore, rock, stuff like that
You: cool :)
You: im a girly girl. i like miley cyrus' songs though i dont like her at all
You: LOL
Stranger: lol nice
You: yea
You: what time is it there?
Stranger: 11 AM
You: date?
Stranger: 12/22
You: its dec 23 here. 12:10am
You: wow you're in the past
Stranger: lol
You: im from the future!!
You: im crazy
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: so i guess you're not talkative? or what?
You: haha
Stranger: yeah. ive never really been a social person, plus im kind of doing something right now lol
You: oh im sory for disturbing like really
Stranger: oh youre not
You: but i guess you're friendly enoguh. coz if you're not, you wouldnt be here then
You: :)
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: (:
You: you making projects or something?
Stranger: no
You: ?
Stranger: masturbating haha
You: haha
You: mean
You: that's funny though
Stranger: yeah haha
You: like for real?
You: haha
Stranger: yeah
You: u really are? haha im crackin up
Stranger: haha yeah I really am
You: am i disturbing you or something?
Stranger: no, not at all
You: cause that would really be like.. awkward
You: haha
Stranger: haha it isnt
You: you're used of doing that while having a conversation on the net? haha
Stranger: haha mhmm
You: ?
You: saywatt?
Stranger: yeah Im used to doing it lol
You: LOL
You: telling that to a stranger isnt that quite nice you know. LOL but i understand, you're a teenage bouy. you do that stuffs. haha
Stranger: haha yeah. i tell everyone lol
You: including your mother? strange. haha
Stranger: haha not her
You: your girlfriend perhaps? haha
Stranger: dont have one, but when i do, yes. haha
You: LOL. im sure it'll scare your future girlfriend :p
You: haha
Stranger: haha probably
You: so tell me about yourself (sory if im being really talkative or whatt)
You: haha
Stranger: well, Im really awesome haha
You: well, me too
You: haha
Stranger: haha awesome
You: awesome-er
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: why do you keep on laughing?
You: LOL
Stranger: lol i just do
You: well, are you really laughing while facing your computer or you're just virtually laughing?
You: just wondering..
You: haha
You: ?
Stranger: both haha
You: haha
You: nah, i guess you're just virtually laughing
You: ;p
Stranger: only half the time haha
You: haha :P
Stranger: shit, my hands all sticky now hahaha
You: you wash that young man
You: LOL
Stranger: lol
You: seriously. pls do. haha
Stranger: haha i will
You: now go get some water
You: haha
Stranger: haha i will
You: dont hung up though.
You: haha
Stranger: haha i wont
You: im angelica by the way
Stranger: oh hello angelica
Stranger: im jake
You: oh hi jake
You: nice to virtually meet you
You: :)
You: you have twitter?
Stranger: no, i dont
You: then what do you have?
You: haha
Stranger: myspace and facebook
You: aw. i dont have both
You: im a loserr
You: but i have them before, im just too busy to handle them now
Stranger: ah. i see. i dont have much of a life haha
You: why did you say so?
You: haha
Stranger: haha i dunno
You: well, u have how many friends?
Stranger: a bunch aha
You: well, that's pretty amazing.. :) atleast u just dont own one or two.. so yea.
Stranger: yeah
You: u done doin that thing? haha
Stranger: haha yeah
You: cause it freaks me out
You: LOL
You: so what are you doing noww?
Stranger: absolutely nothing lol
You: well atleast you're typing
Stranger: yeah aha
You: im boring. i know
Stranger: no youre not
You: yo jake? still awake?
You: ahaha
Stranger: aha yeah
You: tell me something weird
You: haha
Stranger: sometimes i sleep naked haha
You: yuck
You: haha
You: well that was real weird
Stranger: lol
You: my innocent thoughts are now corrupted thanks to you
You: haha
Stranger: haha youre welcome
You: i was being sarcastic. duh. haha
You: LOL
Stranger: lol i know
You: tell me something amusing
Stranger: ITS MY DICK IN A BOX
Stranger: hahahaha
You: saywhatttttttttt
You: haha
You: didnt amuse me. try again ;p LOL
Stranger: uhm
You: think you perv ;p (joking)
Stranger: haha I know Im a perv
You: wow. no. really?
Stranger: yeah
You: haha
You: so how many girlfriends did you own in your entire fifteen years of experties? haha
Stranger: hmmm..
You: 0?
You: haha
Stranger: 6 i think
You: whoa. you score.
You: haha
Stranger: haha yeah
You: you take em all seriously?
Stranger: nope haha
You: haha
You: such a player. LOL
Stranger: lol
You: like you didnt even like even one of them?\
You: whoa
Stranger: no, I only took like 2 seriously
You: coooool
You: atleast you took 2
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: what did you do to the others though? haha
Stranger: nothing really lol
You: haha. just have someone to date with??
You: LOL
Stranger: yeah lol
You: well, you're first two girlfriends are lucky
You: haha
Stranger: yeah
You: you talk pretty much like this or just here?
You: or whatt?
You: you always say yeah..
You: haha
You: yeah
Stranger: like this all the time lol
You: haha
You: :p
You: coool
Stranger: yup
You: ask me questions too
You: ;p
Stranger: fuck i dunno lol
You: im not gonna let myself blab all the time here you "one word" boy
You: favorite color
You: ?
Stranger: fucking greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen and black
You: haha. lame question. i know.
You: haha
You: fave food
Stranger: steak and chicken
You: yea. best foods ever. :)
You: fave movie
Stranger: step brothers
You: LOL. ive seen the trailer. looks funny. havent watched it though
Stranger: its hilarious
You: did it made you roll? haha
You: did it make you roll? haha
Stranger: haha yeah
You: there goes the "yeah" again
You: haha
You: gave chocolate
You: fave
You: chocolate
Stranger: i dont care i just like chocolate lol
You: why?
You: too sweet for you to swallow? haha
Stranger: haha yeah
You: why do you answer me with "yea" always?
You: LOL
Stranger: dunno lol
Stranger: brb
You: ok
You: heyy
Stranger: hey
You: you there?
Stranger: yeah kind of lol
You: LOL
You: means youre there and you're not? haha
You: jake
You: heyy
Stranger: hey
You: yea
You: youre back
Stranger: yeah
You: what did you do anyways?
Stranger: make hotdogs
You: yum
You: is it lunch time there?
Stranger: yeahh
You: coooool
You: its like almost 1am here
Stranger: dang lol
You: whatt?
You: haha
Stranger: thats early lol
You: i know.. early bird gets the morning worm..
You: haha
Stranger: haha
You: lets play something
Stranger: okay
You: tell me a secret that you have never ever told your friends before.
Stranger: hmm..
You: ?
Stranger: lemme think
You: think think think
You: you can always tell me anything. afterall im just a stranger and im halfway around the globe. LOL
Stranger: lol
You: yea. your secret is?
You: heyy
Stranger: i cant think of one
You: oh c'mon
You: i know there's one
You: haha
Stranger: i tell my friends everything haha
You: haha.wow. no hidden secrets at all.? that cant be possible ;p
Stranger: not that i can think of
You: okeyy. so if there's this smelly socks of your friend, you tell him right away that "hey that thing is smelly"?
You: haha
Stranger: yeah haha
You: u dont keep that to yourself, or do you?
You: haha
Stranger: haha nope
You: LOL
You: youre tough
Stranger: yeah
You: you have email?
You: of course you do
Stranger: yeah
You: can i ask for it ? pretty please? haha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: jakevasher@comcast.net
You: cool :)
You: add me up at YM
You: geianne_witchspy@yahoo.com
Stranger: k
You: yea
You: k is actually potassium. its the symbol of the elemnt :)
You: randomness haha
Stranger: haha yeah
You: you, what are you up to? like right now?
Stranger: watching tv
You: whats the show?
Stranger: bizarre foods
You: yumm.. you know how to cook?
You: yo stranger. i mean jake
Stranger: i wish lol
You: haha. hope your wish will come true ;p
You: any sport?
Stranger: not really
You: hey stranger
You: imma sleep now.
You: goodnight
You: nice chatting with you :)
You: really had fun :)
You: chat you next time :)